"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
"you know what? fuck school. im going to go watch evangelion." a teenage boy said before quitting school forever. as you may have already guessed…that student was albert einstein